WAKTU MEMILIH ISTERI!!

The story begin at Kampung Pandan, Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia.
A mother was very concerned that her middle-aged son has not shown
the slightest indication of getting married.
So one day she called him over to her house. The son came home
from work, grudgingly. Upon arriving, he found that his mother had gathered a
few beautiful ladies at the house for him to choose as his future bride.

The first one was a well-endowed telephonist-cum-receptionist.. He
immediately commented that : -
"Aiyaa...mother, they always say....PLEASE HOLD ON,HOLD ON....."

The second nominee was a leggy secretary. This was rejected also.
Reason being :-
"Aiyaa...mother, this one aaa..., secretary always fond of saying
"PLEASE SLOW DOWN, SLOW DOWN...."

By this ! time, the mother is nearing frustration. She called a
sweet but plain-looking teacher. The son suddenly agreed!! The mother was
surprised & asked:-
"Why this one? The previous two were a lot more better looking!"
He replied :- "Teachers aaa.... teachers very good, always say:-
"PLEASE REPEAT, DO IT AGAIN, I Want it done 10 times... SOME MORE,
SOME MORE..!"

Her youngest son (12 years old), was listening quietly all this
while at the other end of the room. Suddenly, he shouted :-
"Brother....female mini bus conductor more better laa....they always say..
"NAIK CEPAT,NAIK CEPAT...MASUK,MASUK..... MASUK LAGI, DALAM
LAGI...DALAM LAGILAAAAH, MASUK BELAKANG....BELAKANG LAGI, .......
BELAKANG BANYAK KOSONG!..........."





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