Pickup lines

Hunting for the stupidest pickup line… or what would Slick Rick say?

Is your dad a terrorist?
Cause ur the bomb.

Your dad must be a butcher, cause ur a fine piece of meat.

Are your parents aliens?
Cause there’s nothing like you on this planet.

Are you a parking ticket?
Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.

Can i borrow your library card?
Cause i wanna check u out.

Do you believe in love at first not?
If you dont; let me walk by again.

Do you have a bandaide?
I scraped my knee falling for you.

Better call God,
He’s missing one of his angels.

Did it hurt?
Falling from heaven?

Do you have a map?
Cause i got lost in ur eyes.

Are u a burglar? Cause u just stole my heart.

Was your dad a chef?
Because he baked you some nice buns.

Do you believe in the hereafter?
Well, then I guess you know what I’m here after.

You look like my type: nice hair, beautiful eyes, amazing body, but there is still just one problem: your clothing.
(What’s wrong with my clothing?)
They’re still on.

I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.

Were you arrested earlier?
It’s gotta be illegal to look that good.

Ya know, you look really hot! You must be real reason for global warming.

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!

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