Tuesday, June 30, 2009

khas untuk PARA BUJANG (18SX)

Pada yang masih bujang tu dan susah dapat pasangan hidup,maka disini aku dgn penuh bangganya ingin memberi sedikit bantuan

Jika bersesuaian silalah dial 1-800-2525





hari nih specila ckit 3 post sempena HARI MEMECAH DARA SEDUNIA

TEKAN SINI
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SABAR ITU SEPARUH DARI IMAN

bak pepatah USTAZ HALIM: SABAR ITU SEPARUH DARI IMAN

Anda perlu sentiasa BERTABAH (T-T)

1. mendapat KAWAN yang 'IQ'nya tak terjangka

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2. menghadapi kawan yang amat gigih berusaha ESPECIALLY ZARIF

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Pickup lines

Slick Rick

Hunting for the stupidest pickup line… or what would Slick Rick say?

Is your dad a terrorist?
Cause ur the bomb.

Your dad must be a butcher, cause ur a fine piece of meat.

Are your parents aliens?
Cause there’s nothing like you on this planet.

Are you a parking ticket?
Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.

Can i borrow your library card?
Cause i wanna check u out.

Do you believe in love at first not?
If you dont; let me walk by again.

Do you have a bandaide?
I scraped my knee falling for you.

Better call God,
He’s missing one of his angels.

Did it hurt?
Falling from heaven?

Do you have a map?
Cause i got lost in ur eyes.

Are u a burglar? Cause u just stole my heart.

Was your dad a chef?
Because he baked you some nice buns.

Do you believe in the hereafter?
Well, then I guess you know what I’m here after.

You look like my type: nice hair, beautiful eyes, amazing body, but there is still just one problem: your clothing.
(What’s wrong with my clothing?)
They’re still on.

I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.

Were you arrested earlier?
It’s gotta be illegal to look that good.

Ya know, you look really hot! You must be real reason for global warming.

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!

anda tahu aper aper pasal rape post jew kat aku :)

mrbotargue@yahoo.com

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KHAS UNTUK PARA PEROGOL DAN BAKAL PEROGOL DI LUAR SANA






Kondom wanita anti-perkosaan adalah penemuan Sonette Ehlers, seorang wanita dari Afrika Selatanuntuk mencegah tindak permerkosaan terhadap wanita. Pemerkosaa dicegahdengan cara menjepit penis penyerang, melukai dan membuatnya tidakberdaya.

Alat ini berbentuk kantong dari latex yang diberi duri-duri logammikroskopis yang mengarah ke dalam, dan dipakai di dalam vagina seorangwanita seperti layaknya sebuah tampon. Bila seorang pemerkosa berusahamemperkosa wanita pemakai, penis pemerkosa akan terluka oleh durimikroskopis di dalam kondom tadi dan menyebabkan rasa sakit. Inidianggap akan menyebabkan sang pemerkosa mengurungkan niatnya untukmemerkosa dan memberikan waktu yang memadai buat korban untuk melarikan diri.



post ini khas unutk IMAN(pembekal blue BUDAK FORM 3)
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THE MASTER ART OF CONVERSATION

Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?

Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.

Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!

Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me. Who is this?

Caller: I’m Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It’s urgent.


Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what’s this urgent matter about?

Caller: Well… just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.

Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn’t an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don’t have time for this!

Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?

Operator: I’m Saw Ree.

Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!

Operator: That’s what I said. I’m Saw Ree.



(SORRY NANTI AKU POST BM)

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Sunday, June 28, 2009

TECHNORATI???

what the hell is that??nvm..diorang suruh aku letak benda nie dan post benda nie so, aku buat lar

j6gmurh7kv


nie lar post untuk hari nie adik-adik
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Saturday, June 27, 2009

ANTARA SEBAB MENGAPA ..................



antara sebab mengapa anda tidak
patut meletakkan( atau dalam istilah blogging posting)
gambar anda dalam internet...
lebih2 lebih lagi wajah anda macam ATUK MR BEAN.....
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Friday, June 26, 2009

KEMATIAN MICHAEL JACKSON

pagi tadi aku dikejutkan oleh rakan rakanku dengan kematian michael jackson...oleh itu marilah kita ramai2 berkabung sehari......by the way adakah 'THE KING OF POP' ini islam???apa-apapun TRIBUTE TO MICHAEL JACKSON
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Wednesday, June 24, 2009

kamasutra

antara posisi kamasutra(p.s. kamasutra bermaksud beromen lar!!)



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top 3 peminat kelab bola sepak

3 jelitawan ini merupakan model yang hot2 belaka . mereka juga merupakan peminat kepada bola sepak(p.s. gambar ini bukannya porn)
  1. shakira
  2. sabrina ferill
  3. adriana lima
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Tuesday, June 23, 2009

sebab kenapa wanita memerlukan rawatan kecantikan dan salon




antara sebab kenapa semua perempuan memerlukan salon kecantikan .................




























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mari melipat duit





hey orang utih nie takder keje laen ker asyik nak melipat duit jer ...aku rase diorang macam tiru japanese yer x caye meh kiter tengok





































































kalau dah tak nak duit tu baik bagi aku jer .....kalau convert jadi duit malasia masyuukkk!!!
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saat yang memalukan





antara saat-saat yang memalukan bagi anda,anjing anda dan juga mereka yang mempunyai anak-anak

















lol!!































ditangkap khalwat dalam sungai






















jaga -jaga lol!!!























oww so small!!
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Monday, June 22, 2009

bukan mari berkongkek tetapi mari menggigit hidung




panduan dari pakcik kiter nie dalam'HOW TO BITE OUR HIDUNG'
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hot modelz



my third post is the story about a group of 'gentleman' yang datang dari kampung ingin menjadi model...........enjoy ZAZ!!!!



antara favourite aku LOL!!!
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jom kita ikat tali kasut

my second post is about how to tie your shoes.....ye ye saya tau pembaca blog ini semua dah besar-besar belaka.....tapi this is the guide for all the noobies out there .....come here dont be shy i show u all how to tie your shoes






lastly sorry for all the noobies out there im juz joking rilekz lar bro
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